Seriously ... I'm Kidding by Ellen DeGeneres

Seriously ... I'm Kidding

By Ellen DeGeneres

  • Release Date: 2011-10-01
  • Genre: Biographies & Memoirs
Score: 4
From 562 Ratings
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SERIOUSLY ... I'M KIDDING is a look at Ellen's life through her humour.
Oh, hi. I'm so glad you decided to turn the book over. Inside you will find an assortment of wonderful things - words, pictures, advice, tidbits, morsels, shenanigans, and, in some copies, four hundred dollars cash. So you might want to buy a few. I don't have enough room on this back cover to tell you all the reasons why you should buy this book, but I can tell you this and it's a guarantee: If you buy it, you will feel better, look better, be happier, grow taller, lose weight, get a promotion at work, have shinier hair, and fall madly, deeply in love. As you probably know, this is normally where authors put nice quotes from fancy people praising their book. I'm a little uncomfortable with that. It feels like a gimmick to get people to buy it and I don't believe in cheap tricks like that. Besides, I know you're way too smart and beautiful to fall for that kind of stuff. Actually, I think you're so wonderful I thought I would use this space to praise you. Yes, that's right. You. Here are some of the nice things I have to say about you: 'that is a beautiful blouse you're wearing. It goes so nicely with this book.' Ellen DeGeneres 'I love the way you're holding this book. It's like you were born to buy it and hold it forever.' Ellen DeGeneres 'You know what I love most about you? that we get each other. And also your eyes.' Ellen DeGeneres


  • Nice women but this book is full of ...well... nothing

    By jason73au
    I like Ellen but this book is just full of page filler and any rubbish that pops into her head. Might be better suited to stand up comedy than writing. I would have liked it more if she wrote more about her background than comical antidotes that are more annoying than entertaining. I could not wait to reach the end of book. I had to speed read past a few chapters as they were more “mind farts” than entertainment. Thank god I only spent $5 on it.
  • A very enjoyable book

    By Vickyh19930
    It's a very easy book to read. Make you laugh a little, just pure happiness about this book.
  • Not a fan of the Book

    By Claiiirrree
    Not a massive fan of the show either, gave it a go but the humour is not my style. I can see why if you love her show you would love the book also.
  • Seriously...want a refund

    By scott in melbourne australia
    What a total disappointment. This book reads as the most excruciating lesson in try-hard comedy. Every gag is like a punch line you'd expect from a Year 10 student' self-devised play. I just don't get the point of the book - it's literally just pages and pages of BS. Shocked it was bad. Appalled it was SO bad! Not Ellen quality.
  • Awesome

    By Louw60
    Loved it !!! Couldn't put it down!!! Finished to quickly!!! Yeh Ellen. Gunna read her others now.
  • Ordinary

    By Spewcat
    I love Ellen, i love her positiveness, her sparkle, but she should stick to hosting and comedic work.....very ordinary read.
  • Seriously...I'm Kidding

    By Canberra2012
    Both funny and thought-provoking, this book keeps you hooked from page one. Ellen writes as she speaks and her honesty is palpable. One of the best books I've read in a long time. I found myself laughing out loud and giggling too! Highly recommend it.
  • WOW!

    By SS455$?
    Great it was just fantastic
  • Waste of time and money

    By cisso
    I expected a lot more from Ellen..this was just a lot of random thoughts and lots of blank pages...just the odd chuckle...I lost interest after the first couple of chapters.
  • enjoyable

    By nov27ada
    its like her show and that is enjoyable and funny